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Hindustan Times: Omicron mild? Experts slam earlier presumption as US sees record hospitalisation

Amid the ongoing debate of how wrong it is to call Omicron, the new variant of SARS-CoV-2, a mild variant, scientists have started pointing out that deaths from Covid-19 are rising in South Africa. "Looks like some may have discounted #Omicron too soon. Let’s stop it with the “it’s mild” nonsense once and for all. Protect your community. Protect kids," epidemiologist Eric Feigl-Ding has written on his social media as the South Africa government has added some backlog fatality figures in its tally recently, It is not clearly known whether those deaths were due to Omicron.

One quarter-pounder

Bacon with cheese

Delicious dark meat

From overseas

You feel Corona-chan invading every cell

Covid Nineteen hell

Worse than Taco Bell

Bats!

Into your burgers

Into your stew

Now all your people

Are turning blue

It’s spreading fast through every city, ville, and town

Now they’re all locked down

Now they’re all locked down

Bats!

Those flying rodents barbecuing on the grill

Weakening your will

Now you’re feeling ill

OPERATIC GUITAR SOLO

This appetizer left economies in flames

No insurance claims

You know who’s to blame

Bats!

They’re still calling out to you

You know that you want them too

The wings in the barbecue

And there’s nothing you can do

John Bradley · Vaxx Trax